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Sep 27, 2008

Mad Hibachi Skillzzzz

Knife and spatula in art in motion. Watch the beauty that is Hibachi



Ken Yao - Hibachi Master

Aug 31, 2008

Cramalot

This video combines two of my most favorite things - Monty Python and Star Trek. Watch and enjoy ... enjoy ... enjoy ... enjoy

Aug 28, 2008

We Interupt this Blog

Two of my favorite things Star Wars and Ernie

Before there was Andy Kaufman or John Belushi, there was the great Ernie Kovacs. His television show, the Ernie Kovacs' Show (1965 to 1972) was so far ahead of it's time that you see many his skits used today. Now almost entirely forgot, Ernie was the master of characters from the Poet Laureate, Percy Dovetonsil to Miklos Molnar.

One of my favorite skits had three actors dressed up a monkeys called, "The Nairobi Trio" please watch this hilarious video here ---> Trio

Here is my tribute video to the great Ernie Kovacs:


video

Well, that's it .. I hope you enjoyed that little video. Until the next one .. good night and good luck

Aug 26, 2008

A, o, way to go Ohio

Streakr has a humorous page called, "What celebrities would look like if they moved to Ohio". Now, I've been to Ohio many times and although there are many nice people in that state, I have to say Streakr got it close to the mark.

You can view the rest of the celebrities from the following link --> Streakr Ohio

My favorite picture is Jennifer Aniston - seen below.


Aug 25, 2008

Bring Cake - Salt

Totally Rad - Van Art

I found some new van art. I think it's totally "rad".


Aug 24, 2008

Relax Relax Relax - Enjoy Enjoy Enjoy

Having a stressful day? Thinking of guzzling down some Boone's Farm and floating your way through an episode of cops?

Terrified of facing another day? Well, I have the answer for you. It is non-chemical, doesn't require you to join a cult and is completely free.

No, it isn't Eckhart Tolle or Michael Losier - It's someone of greater compassion and understanding. If you want to find your center, ballance the Chakras and reduce stress. I present to you the ultimate in guru genius: Bob Ross

Haven't yet heard of Bob Ross? That's because the man has been putting him down. The government is suppressing all information about this life changing teacher. Bob Ross was a teacher, spiritualist and painter.

So if you're stressed out like a monkey on amphetamines, sit back (in a chair you won't fall out of) and relax to the hypnontic words of the master. You have to give it at least five minutes.


Bob Ross - Deep Forest Lake



My Bob Ross experience
: I was looking for a video on how to paint wet on wet oil. After a couple of hours of searching, I finally relented and loaded up a Bob Ross video on Youtube. I expected to be bored, but entertained by the overly sentimental artist. Instead five minutes into the video I blacked out. Two hours later I awoke with my head pressed against the keyboard, drooling into the keys and some site called the Intergrated Taxonomic Information System on my Firefox web browser.

Bob Ross died in 1994. God bless you Bob Ross ... may you be in the heaven you painted.

Aug 16, 2008

Mighty Award

My painting "Eight" was awarded "Art of the Day" by EBSQ. What an honor!

Wow, I really didn't prepare a speech.

I would like to thank the EBSQ academy. My wife and daughter, who have always been there for me. Oh, Jo Sonja's paints and Crayola pigmented wax. Dick Blick canvas boards. And how could I forget Harry the Octopus for the many hours of modeling. Thank you .. thank you all

Free Tibet!


Aug 13, 2008

Photo #1

Shadows Orbiting Circles
Copyright 2008 Kmuzu Cram




Aug 2, 2008

Bring Cake - Big Question

Jul 29, 2008

Getty out of here

Last week I finally visited the Getty Museum in Los Angeles. I knew Vincent van Gogh's Irises was there, but I didn't realize the amount of amazing and famous art I would find. It was a little overwhelming.

In one room, I stood three feet from Turner's Long Ship's Lighthouse. It was me and the Turner in an empty room. Every once in a while a tourist walked by, hardly noticing the painting. I wanted to yell, "Hey idiot - you just walked past a frickin' Turner!"

As I'm walking down a hallway, my eye catches a small painting of a ballerina. I thought - it couldn't be a Degas. Sure as hell, it was a Degas ballerina - Dancer Taking a Bow.

There were also a number of Monet's, my favorite being, Wheatstacks, Snow Effect.

I wish I had done more research before I left. I think I would have appreciated the experience a lot more.

 
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